Slang words and synonyms for masturbate:

1. Exercise the forearms
2. Stroking the pygmée
3. Stroking MiniMe
4. Rub the magic lamp
5. A date with Palmela Handerson
6. Beat the beaver
7. Beating the bishop
8. Choking the chicken
9. Clap the clit
10. Clean the bean
11. Clicking the mouse
12. Flog the dolphin
13. Getting trigger happy
14. Strangle the salami
15. Jacking off
16. Jerking off
17. Lubing the tube
18. Milking the cow
19. Playing pocket pool
20. Polishing the pearl
21. Slapping the salami
22. Spanking the monkey
23. Stroking the one-eyed snake
24. Wax on, whack off
25. Beat the meat
26. Clean the rifle
27. Drain the monster
28. Fiddle the flesh flute
29. Make the bald man puke
30. Mangle the midget
31. One man band
32. Paint the ceiling
33. Opening the flood gates
34. Painting the flag pole
35. Peel the banana
36. Pet the lizard
37. Play the skin flute
38. Playing the single-string air guitar
39. Polish the family jewels
40. Polish the sword
41. Shake hands with the midget
42. Shake the sausage
43. Shake the snake
44. Slap the carrot
45. Solo flight
46. Spank the Frank
47. Produce some milkshake
48. Squeeze the juice
49. Stir the yogurt
50. Take matters into your own hands
51. Tickle the pickle
52. Unloading the gun
53. Whip up some sour cream
54. Service yourself
55. Scratching Yoda behind the ears
56. Stroodle my noodle
57. Whip the willy
58. Peel the eel
59. Choking the donkey
60. Slapping the ham
61. Making pudding
62. Wrestle the gnome
63. Jerk the turk
64. Wiggle the worm
65. Marching the penguin
66. Taking the hamster for a walk
67. Stroking the spitting Llama
68. Playing with the anaconda
69. Marinating the meat
70. Slap the shrimp
71. Wank
72. FAP